Anonymous asked
If a girl called you daddy would you be turned on?

officialnorthamerica:

I’m 16, sometimes the wind blowing turns me on

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

bile-9:

shopwitme:

rare footage

these niggas was screamin like some hoes lmao

me

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

foodnun:

Omfg

(Source: videohall)

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie)

throughblackeyez:

barbiefart:

diamondcrownedaussie:

GODDAMN BIANCA HOW YOU GONNA COMMIT THIS MURDER ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

omg

The shade!!!

(Source: ellengriswold)