butt sex

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

soapiie:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

this post gave me major second hand embarrassment 

i’m thankful for not having the last name boring or gross. 

that sounds like a shit time 

psyducked:

the wood spider’s web

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Girls' Generation - A Conversation Between Girls' Generation and 5H
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express99:

[EXCLUSIVE] Girls’ Generation talking to Fifth Harmony

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
whatever this is, i want it 

whatever this is, i want it 

lilethebasedlord:

lickgoldcum:

RARE

Bruh

dekutree:

these woman